It’s a day that many hunker down and hide out, many leave town, and many stay on to enjoy the festivities. What people don’t remember is the comedy gold that graces the internet — specifically on Twitter. So, to save you the time of scrolling through your Twitter feed, we’ve rounded up the best tweets of Hoboken Leprecon {St. Patty’s, whatever you wanna call it} 2016.
Shoutout to the poor souls who thought they were taking a regular train ride today #LepreCon
— Kyle (@kyler413) March 5, 2016
Shea’s first Hoboken St. Pats. Her outfit is 10/10 and she’s already put down 2 bottles before noon. She’s a natural pic.twitter.com/F4Shj9IoQ4
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) March 5, 2016
St. Pat’s attendee in training, putting many 22-year-olds to shame.
Being the only sober person on the drunk train from Hoboken is torture at its finest
— Douglas Sauner (@sirsauner) March 6, 2016
Poor guy. Many feel your pain.
Thousands go green at Leprecon 2016… https://t.co/pNv8uRmqae pic.twitter.com/d99w1bcjLm
— A.J. Green fans (@ajgreenNFLfan) March 6, 2016
This guy looks like he’s trying to have fun, but he really wants to be home in his jammies.
If you’re getting dropped off by your mom or dad, you’re probably not old enough to partake in #HobokenLepreCon. #Hoboken
— Keleigh Nealon (@KeleighNealon) March 5, 2016
Woo hoo, dentist and laundry done. I’m living dangerously for #hoboken St. Pats today. Now going to watch some science channel.
— Dustin (@Dustin_LongNJ) March 5, 2016
You’re having a nice little Saturday, Dustin.
I am now at the stage in my life where I schedule a noon dentist appointment on #Hoboken St. Patty’s Day and I’m perfectly fine with that.
— Dustin (@Dustin_LongNJ) March 5, 2016
leprecon… where half your friends get kicked out and the other half has dead phones #leprecon2016
— reneeproblems (@reneeproblems) March 5, 2016
Time for some new friends.
@marisuh3 who’s this new phone
— Connor O’Brien (@connor_obrien7) March 5, 2016
Oy vey. To the guy who thought twitter was text messaging app.
I’ve been outside 1 minute and already saw a girl blacked out trip into a police car #hobokenstpattys
— Bart Blachnio (@BartBlachnio) March 5, 2016
All my white friends trying to get me to whatever white event is happening in Hoboken today lol
— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) March 5, 2016
when stelle runs into my work friends at leprecon pic.twitter.com/aNKi0E4JBJ
— ashley martino (@Ashleymart14) March 5, 2016
If it’s on Twitter, it’s fair game.
how u no ur in hoboken: u buy eminems from a homeless man for 5 bucks
— Geena Guckin (@geegucks) March 6, 2016
I love that the Hoboken police chief has been live-tweeting #LepreCon. https://t.co/7Q0m41a6Ex
— Mandi Bierly (@MandiBierly) March 6, 2016
Still in hoboken rn . fuk u pic.twitter.com/09fWaNX0im
— JAMES HILLS (@Hillshaveboags) March 6, 2016
We don’t like you either.
Guy at this party just argued at length for emphasizing the second syllable in Hoboken
— Adam Freelander (@adamplease) March 6, 2016
Bra, it’s HoBOken, not HoboKEN — we can see how that would get you in a tizzy.
Had fun today at @TeakontheHudson for the Hoboken #StPattysDay parade! I even won a pair of @LouboutinWorld shoes!! pic.twitter.com/gdFPUTqAiw
— Kari Nautique (@Kari_Nautique) March 6, 2016
TEAK actually gives out Louboutin shoes for coming to their St. Patty’s celebrations…that’s good marketing.
Everybody in Hoboken right now can go luck themselves… .. . do you see what I did there.
— Clarissa Lynn (@ClarissaOhhh) March 6, 2016
😐
All you need to know about Hoboken is that a guy there didn’t understand why he was being kicked out of McDonald’s for vaping
— Winnie Branton (@WinnieBranton) March 6, 2016
No caption needed.
902 Brewing Co. on Instagram: “Ed, Russ, and Shelby are slangin drinks… #Hoboken #l https://t.co/PQVuodk99X pic.twitter.com/oFcWjSUpmd
— Hoboken NJ (@HobokenNJrr) March 6, 2016
This girl’s face says it all.
Don’t eat wings and drink jäger bombs before going to Hoboken , learned that today
— Ry (@Ryan5Luna) March 6, 2016
Pretty sure if you lit a match by the PATH station, the entire city of Hoboken would go up in flames. #hobokenstpattys
— Rob Celebrity (@RobCelletti) March 5, 2016
Hoboken st paddys day it white people standing outside of shitty bars. #Hoboken #stpaddys #irish
— Michael Kurzynowski (@michaelkurz_) March 5, 2016
Touché, Michael, touché.
It’s either faux St. Pat’s or the apocalypse. #Hoboken
— Joe Lipari ® (@JoeLipari) March 5, 2016
Doing Irish things with Italians. #hobokenstpattys
— Charlie Stillman (@CharlieStillman) March 5, 2016
Just spent 30 seconds in Hoboken. I’m the most sober person in the whole town. Fact.
— Kristina (@kemangz) March 5, 2016
The smell of axe cologne and douchebaggery is now fully disseminated throughout #hoboken #leprecon2016 pic.twitter.com/0SRDxxInKk
— Michelle Gross (@MtotheGNYC) March 5, 2016
If you ever wondered who buys all the Michael Kors at Nordstrom Rack go to Hoboken
— Dara Lazarus (@dararae92) March 5, 2016
The #Hoboken Parade Committee in exile at Moran’s. pic.twitter.com/cNn0m61CSM
— Bill Noonan (@grandmarshbill) March 5, 2016
#RIP parade!
I am now at the stage in my life where I schedule a noon dentist appointment on #Hoboken St. Patty’s Day and I’m perfectly fine with that.
— Dustin (@Dustin_LongNJ) March 5, 2016
And our favorite Instagram of the day award goes to…
Hoboken LepreCon is a living nightmare. I had to go somewhere safer.
A photo posted by Brian Dermody (@briandermody) on
1am Update:13 arrests,48 city ordinances, 30 to hospital. 387 calls for service so far. 3 hrs to go. Final numbers will be released tomorrow
— Chief Ken Ferrante (@KenFerrante) March 6, 2016
A major thanks to the police for keeping us safe {and to Chief Ken Ferrante for live-tweeting #Leprecon}. You da best.
Hope everyone had fun! ’til next year, Leprecon!
